The Hills are devoid of value

I went out with co-workers tonight. I like my co-workers. We had fun.

First we caught the end of the Sabres game. Good game the Sabres had no business winning. Good times. We cheered.

Then we watched the office. Was a good episode. I hadnt watched in awhile. I had no idea Jim and Pam were engaged. I have no idea why Pam is in NY. It was still funny.

Then we watched "The Hills". Good lord, ive never seen something so unworthy of even a second of my time. It's like a non surgical way to give yourself a lobotomy. I felt like the game show host at the end of Billy Madison, after Billy gave his answer to the essay question.

" At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "