Such an Awful Day
Sigh
Yesterday was an exciting day. I had made plans with an old friend to get together and spend the day. I was really looking forward to it. I was gonna go pick her up and bring her here. We were gonna watch some movies. Maybe have some dinner. Catch up.
I got up early to get a nice jump on the day. She was already up. She cancelled our plans.
Hm, ok. My day was much less exciting now. But i was sure id get by.
I did get a chance to talk to the nice girl i had the date with last weekend. This was what my day needed! Maybe i could set up plans for date #2! She told me that she would like to get together again, but that she thinks she starting again too soon after the last relationship, so it wont be anytime soon.
Hm, ok, this didnt make my day any better.
I did spend some time chatting to a new girl i just started talking to. She asked me how tall i was. I told her. She asked how much i weighed. I told her. She says "Thats seems heavy to me". Er.... Then she asks for a picture. I provide one. She says "You have a style not unlike Osama Bin Laiden". Um...
Compliments arent really this girl's strong suit. No love connection there.
I figured i would go out and buy some movies. This is a poor idea since i own 47 movies i have yet to watch. I still went out and bought 6 movies. I figured i would pop one in and at least enjoy a movie. I finally got a chance to snag War Inc, the unofficial sequel to Grosse Point Blank (kind of how Made was an unofficial sequel to Swingers).
So i go to press the open button on my home theatre and as i reach for the button, a spark of static electricity jumps from my finger to home theatre and frys it. Seriously, i cant make this stuff up.
The rest of the day is a blur. I should have just gone to bed right then and there. =P
posted by Patrick at 11:15 PM
3 Comments:
Well Patrick, It sucks to hear you had the day from hell but we've all been there. It's good to have a bad day or two that way it makes the good ones even sweeter, so chin up alright?
And what did i tell you about women? I cant stress this enough: Act like a jerk sometimes, be somewhat passive and dont pay 100% attention all the time, show her a mediocre time.
If women see you as desperate they will label you as clingy and needing and drop you like its hot. I know you're genuinely a great guy but good guys naturally finish last.
Look, dont be perfect, be sarcastic sometimes, cynical... mix it up a bit, and when she prods and pokes at your inner workings which every woman does thats when you crack from your cocoon into a beautiful butterfly for the chick that is going to fall head over heels for you.
Trust me on this, I'm kind of a big deal when it comes to these things.
2:10 AM
Moose - Thanks for the condolences. I wrote that all with a smile on my face. I shared all that more for the entertainment value than anything else.
I think i have most of your suggestions in process already moose. Trust me, im far from perfect, plenty sarcastic and cynical, and im probably a jerk more that i realise. I should be fine apparently.
10:32 AM
wow that does not sound like your day went at all the way you planned. i still dont agree with moose, but we have been there and done that. thank you for sharing you day has made me feel a bit better about my past few days. glad to hear the home theater is not completely shot. i am a girl that enjoys some good surround sound. those experieces with the ladies will make the next good experiece that much better!
9:53 PM
Post a Comment
<< Home